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Januari 05, 2013  

Welcome to the internet good sir!
Please leave your morals at the door!
We don’t ask for much, so here’s a cat
Here’s some funny fails for you to gawp at!

Ever wondered what your friends had for lunch today?
Worry no more, that’s what facebook is for!
As well as to display the picture of a whore
You can comment “Aw U lk so prtty babe innit”
To your heart’s content

Ever wanted all this information at your fingertips?
Fuck that! *Insert troll face here*
Why not argue with a twelve year old about politics instead!
And listen to how they fucked you all night long!
Its how you’ve always wanted to spend your time we can tell.

So don’t be timid, don’t be shy,
Feel free to poke and pry
For this is the age of the internet!
In all its hope and glory.